Worst Jokes Ever
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
Die.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
How does a tree get online? They log in.
Good morning? Goodbye!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
But why?
Atom
Electron
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...