Worst Jokes Ever

Jokes suck.

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?

"Rust in peace."

I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.

Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.

Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/

What do boobs and toys have in common?

Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.

Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!

BOOMSHACKALATA!

If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?

Why is a circle gay?

It's not straight.

I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!

My penis is tied in a knot.

What is a magic car? One that flies!

So I was walking.

Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!

My dad is a pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because...

My d*ck is hard, what's your name?

"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."

My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."

Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.

Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.