Worst Jokes Ever
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Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
I don't want to taco about myself.