Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Jupiter
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Oof.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was OAhHhPrhhHK.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.