Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
My penis.
Fuck you, biiiiiitch!
Pooooop.
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When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Yo mama!
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."