Worst Jokes Ever
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!
Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!
Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘
Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!
Tanner: Fuck off.
Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?
Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?
Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?
Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!
Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.
Ha: Yes, you're right.
Zre: Ok.
Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.
Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
How does a tree get online? They log in.
Good morning? Goodbye!
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!