Worst Jokes Ever
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
What is the difference between a human and a human?