Worst Jokes Ever
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Me, myself, and I.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Legally Blonde.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).