Worst Jokes Ever
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Your hairline looks like a car!
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Baby 🍼
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Your mum's got big tits.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
You
You
You're the cow.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.