Worst Jokes Ever

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Stan Lee walked into a school one day.

Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(

Kade

Jak

Charlotte looks like a sperm.

What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?

dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!

What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?

I don’t have a garage.

Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?

Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?

Think about it, lol. Haha.

I just wanted to say...

These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.

Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!

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How many YEETS are there?

Question: What do you call 8 apples?

Answer: The iPhone 8.

What is the definition of GAY?

Thunwa :D

Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.

Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.

Justin.

Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?

Because he doesn't listen to it!

How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.

“NO NO NO”

I’ll give you some candy.

“Oh ok🤩”

Is crummy bears alright??

What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?

A Doyoulickalotapuss.

My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!