Worst Jokes Ever
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
You suck!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Who am I sitting next to?
Caley's life.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Itβs like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
Richmond
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Letter A lmao xd ππππ
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!