Worst Jokes Ever
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI