Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.

A car alarm went to the store.

Cashier: Hello.

Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA!

Cashier: That will be 10 Dollars, sir.

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."