Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
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Explain Bear
Hey, you! Yeah, you, the one who thinks baseball is just hitting a ball with a stick. Listen up! The joke is, orphans don't have a "home" because they're orphans, ya dingus. So, they can't know "where home is" in baseball. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?