Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
I want to die hahahahhaha.
Kenshiro is already dead.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
My dishwasher is broke.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
FUCK OFF GULLER!
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
keligh?
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.