Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
Leo: Mom?
Mom: Yes!
Leo: Is rape good?
Mom: NO!
Leo: Good cause I raped someone!
Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Max's joke is literally a joke.
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
Your Da.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
Aiden and Gwen! Are Aiden and Gwen dating? 'Cause if they are, then oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kenya says: Yes, they are deep in love!
Tenya says: Yeah, but I think he would be good with Hoochie girl 101!
Gwen says: Guys stop! You really think that!
Tenya and Kenya say: Yes!
Kariah says: No! I belong with him. He is MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Mariah says: Girl, you need to grow up!
Tenya says: Yeah! When are you guys getting married?
Lariah says: YEAH!!!!!!
Iariah says: Yeah!!!!!!!
Gwen says: Next Sunday!
All girls say: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Sunday, they got married! YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!
Mariah says: Congrats!
Kenya says: Yeah!
Kariah says: Hi Aiden, super cute tux!
Lariah says: Wooohoooo!
Iariah says: Yeah! U won it!
Tenya: This is you guys' time to shine!!!!!!!!
And they lived happily ever after...in hell! The end!
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I have a dad.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
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