Worst Jokes Ever
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
Guns control.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Who are you?
Yourself.
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.