Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
What do you call cringe?
You.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
I don't want to taco about myself.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
Everyone dislike this.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Ur mum gay.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.