Worst Jokes Ever

My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”

Me: “Hey, did you kno-“

Joke time!

Now, Heaven or Hell?

Heaven: we got clouds.

Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?

Two large plains.

What do Christians and gays have in common?

They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.

Recently my baby did this:

🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖

duha is gay hahahahahaha.

What's Reddit?

What's two lesbians in a tent?

A finger hut.

What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?

I’m thursty (Thursday).

So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"

Do you get it? SEArch.

My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

There is a Mexican sitting on a train.

The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."

The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.

When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."

Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

He asked for a shot of beer?

He got shot and killed.

My dick is red.

Your pussy's pink.

It's really tight

When you're dead.

Baby > commits start breathing.

Mom > commits abort.

Baby > commits ohshit.exe