Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
My life </3 XD :'(
My friend's life.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
Guns control.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂