Worst Jokes Ever
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.
Succcccc.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
"Yeetus to the fetus."
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
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