Worst Jokes Ever
My penis is tied in a knot.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
So I was walking.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
My dad is a pussy.
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Jupiter
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.