Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
William
"Dick me down shorts."
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
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Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
Me, myself, and I.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!