Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
A bass drum is the boss.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Quit making jokes about me.