Worst Jokes Ever
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
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I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
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Beans and toast.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Hi 👋, was the day you?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!