Worst Jokes Ever

I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk.

What did the sea say to the sea?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.

Kaden wants to have sex with you.

Yaxaas?

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

I don't know what to say.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."

Y u gey, bruh?

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Y'know what's really sad?

Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

What do you call a man with rubber toes??

Roberto

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.