Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
My horrible life.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Your life.
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."
The doctor says, "Next, please."
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
I suck big weiner.
Oliver Savage's life.
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.