Worst Jokes Ever
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
kanker
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
priyanka
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
weixian
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.