Worst Jokes Ever
Beau Ruse is Gay.
Angus' love life.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
No, you!
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
F1, F2, F3, do you know whatβs after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.