Worst Jokes Ever

We have been cursed by curse-ive.

Will Will Smith smith?

Yes, Will Smith will smith.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Licka-lotta-puss.

What do you call a dabbing cow?

Udder savagery.

I like my coffee like my men, long and black.

Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."

Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."

Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"

Ex-girlfriend: "20!"

Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."

Fuck burger.

The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.

A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.

Octopussy.

Michael is gay and sucks cock.

Callum Coulter

What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.

I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.

Here’s my pun.

Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.

How do you know your baby is dead?

It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.

Why is the sun red today?

The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.

The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.

Your face and your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

She said, "*sniff* yes."