Worst Jokes Ever
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
bnb dcnb cbf
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
No one gives a fuck.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
Y'all need to add more jokes.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
Most pakis are disabled.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.