Worst Jokes Ever
This isn't a joke.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is Jay?
Phat.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
You're gay.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
What is life?
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...
I think Jesus is broken.
hg is cool.
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?