Worst Jokes Ever
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
Did you adopt your dog?
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Look at my name and you'll see.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.