Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
My dick hard.
Carysβs mum has chemo.
Dnebdoctor?
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
My mom is gay.
Super Boy from Korea.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
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What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Why is Earth flat?
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"π