Worst Jokes Ever
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Y'all is ugly!
He lost Wifi connection...
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
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I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Khalil Abubakar
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.