Worst Jokes Ever
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.
We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”
Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”
Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”
Ex-girlfriend: “20!”
Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”
Bust it open for Jesus!
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!