Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
You gay.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your favorite name?
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"