Worst Jokes Ever
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Peter B is homogay.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Ya nan!
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Beau is gay.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?