Worst Jokes Ever
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Oh, hail no!!!
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Pussy, no pussy.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Fuke
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)