Worst Jokes Ever

How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

What does a butt do when it is angry?

Butt crack!

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What’s the world’s most diseased country?

GerMany.

How do you shrivel a dick?

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"

Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?

He lost his Wi-Fi connection.

Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.

So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.

This didn't actually happen.

Me: Imagine not having hair.

Kids: On chemo.

Bitch the fuck.

I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Rubber-toe.

What skeleton does Crap-ton of?

A "bone".

You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

My dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Terrible!

Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She has no arms.

Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.

Hi, I'm stupid!