Worst Jokes Ever

Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error, error, error.

System shutting down.

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Have you ever heard of the eye tear?

Me either.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?

Because when it beeps, it's him!

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

Beans and toast.

What is a bus 🚌?

I love sleep 🛏!

8 bit: Are you ok?

7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...

Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

Hi 👋, was the day you?

What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

Stephanie has a great thumb!

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

Why is something orphans can never say?

"Let's go home."

A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.