Worst Jokes Ever

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

Titanic hit a dimetrodon.

Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Frère l'été ici!

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He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.

Wassup? (DYM 109)

But he could only get 1 trade.

Your future.

The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.

Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"