Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum!
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Your face.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Ed is dumb.
No, you!
Black dog is gay.
The South.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
U were accidental.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.