Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Number.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
Your dad is your mom.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.