Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
I am looking for Mike Roch.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
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What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Actually doing homework.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Fuke