Worst Jokes Ever
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
"I’m coming for you two!"
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
My classmates?