Worst Jokes Ever

Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.

I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

What do you call a group of depressed people?

Sue-icide squad.

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.

What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?

Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

What did the chancla say to the belt?

"It's time."

My name has "anus" in it.

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.