Worst Jokes Ever
My life, haha, so funny!
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Conor's life.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Actually doing homework.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"