Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...