Worst Jokes Ever
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
What’s the opposite of poo?
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
riding (DYM 145).
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Your (DYM 146).
Like (DYM 148).
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
You
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
I know where you live! I saw you before!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Mom, (DYM 147)