Worst Jokes Ever
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
I am a sheep.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
He's dead.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.