Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Your face.
No, you!
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Your mum!
Ed is dumb.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Make America hate again.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.