Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.