Worst Jokes Ever
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
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The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!