Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Aaron is ginger.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
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Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."