Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Technoblade never got a wife.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
School's being safe.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!