Worst Jokes Ever
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave?
I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.
"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
You're gay, except it...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.