Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Louie being born.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Yeah, not too bad at all, really.