Worst Jokes Ever
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
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