Worst Jokes Ever
Pussy = drugs.
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
"Nahtzee"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!