Worst Jokes Ever
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Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
A guy is sitting in a bar, feeling sad. "What's the matter?" asks the bartender.
"My paternal uncle died three months ago."
"Wow! No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me a third of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My maternal uncle died two months ago."
"Two uncles in two months? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that either. He left me half of his estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
"My father died last month."
"Your dad too? No wonder you're sad!"
"It's not that. He left me his entire estate."
"Then what's the matter?"
With a massive sob, the guy says, "None of my relatives died this month!"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.