Worst Jokes Ever
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
My happiness.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
"Fuck me, Jarry."
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.