Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Fucking Windows updates!
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
My life.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
I love my family when they're buried alive.