Worst Jokes Ever
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Yo mom!
Applesauce.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Roses are red, violets are violet.
Ur mom gay, lol.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.