Worst Jokes Ever
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
Here's a joke... you.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Was he under insurance claim?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.