Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
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What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.