Worst Jokes Ever
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
Oliver Savagê.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.