Worst Jokes Ever
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Ligma.
Balls.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
He he he.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.