Worst Jokes Ever

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.

What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?

They both squeal when you throw them.

What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

What's George Floyd's newest song?

"I can't breathe."

What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.

What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?

CHEESE-US!

What's yellow and can't swim?

Georgie.

What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.

Want to hear a joke? My life.

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

Pacman 200 balls

What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?

A skele-TON!

Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.