Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
You and Jason in your bed.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.