Worst Jokes Ever
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Abortion is bad.
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
Rowan
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
Yeetus.
Wow, that is so sunny!
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.