Worst Jokes Ever
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
I fucked your girl.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
My dick itches.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?