Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Female Rights?
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Your mom gay.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
Sans
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.