Worst Jokes Ever
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
What is the difference between a microwave and a basket?
The microwave oven does not explode within the set time.
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
Yo cuando no hago la tarea.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.