Worst Jokes Ever
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
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GOTTEM!
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
The joke is this website.
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
9/11.
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
That’s all sweetie!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.
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Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.