Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Hi, I’m gay.