Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Dan, I'd bent.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.