Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
Batman vs Superman?
Talk to me if you are online.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.