Worst Jokes Ever
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Suc my dic
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
The joke is this website.
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!