Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......

Human: :D

Sun: I want to BuRn you.........

Human: .......

Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....

Human: I should be going now.

Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!

Human: *Screams his last sound*

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  • Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.

    Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

    What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?

    Nothing.

    Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.

    Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

    Person: Because he felt it in his bones?

    Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.

    How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?

    "Because he felt it in his bones?"

    No,

    He read the weather app, you idiot.

    What do McDonalds and priests both do?

    They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.