Worst Jokes Ever
Louie Fennell.
Louie's IQ.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Eli Tremain.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
I like my coffee like I like my women.
"Tayam, I am."
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
With a poke-poke here,
And a poke-poke there,
Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!
This is not a joke.
My Butterfingers slipped.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"