Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Stand? Wait. No.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
I exist.
You suck.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.