Worst Jokes Ever

I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Why was the washing machine laughing?

It was taking the piss out of the knickers!

mnvsdvmsdnva.

What's the difference between 20 and 14?

9 to 10 years.

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.

In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

I love you!

Why do orphans have phones?

Because they don't know how to call home.

Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.

Your AMAMA.

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.

Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)