Worst Jokes Ever
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Davin is a pedo.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is a dog?
An animal.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!