Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
My life, there, that was the joke.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?