Worst Jokes Ever

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.

This is a bad day for me.

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Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"

What did the lampost say to the other lampost?

Nothing, because it can't speak.

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What did the sunglasses say to the banana?

Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.

What is your address?

Habit.

I'm the joke, bitch.

Me.

The joke is as short as me.

You are the joke.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.

Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.