Worst Jokes Ever

I'll really mist ya.

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?

A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.

You're just big and good.

Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.

Say "sukki" 10 times fast.

#shorts

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!

Why do orphans love playing baseball?

They can always run home.

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day when suddenly Johnny said, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"

Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there."

Johnny comes back a minute later, and his mom asks, "Did you make it?" Then Johnny said, "No, but there was a box by the door that SAID 'For The Sick!'"