Worst Jokes Ever
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
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Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
I had power.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
GTA 6
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Watchdogs.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
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