Worst Jokes Ever
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Why Jake?
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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
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King.
Your life, ahhahaha!
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
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Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Hi, I hope you’re
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Fuck me.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.