Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Life.
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Stupid.
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!