Worst Jokes Ever

What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?

I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.

Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Alles tut weh.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.

Why do orphans love playing baseball?

They can always run home.

Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day when suddenly Johnny said, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"

Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there."

Johnny comes back a minute later, and his mom asks, "Did you make it?" Then Johnny said, "No, but there was a box by the door that SAID 'For The Sick!'"

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.

If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...