Worst Jokes Ever
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.