Worst Jokes Ever
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
¿Hola, quién es?
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
mnvsdvmsdnva.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!