Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
It davving on the eons, broski.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.