Worst Jokes Ever

October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

My guy: I have a Q-Tip.

Me: You can Q my tip.

My guy: Ayo!

I work at a movie studio.

Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.

The team:

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.

What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?

Oranges because they have vitamin C.

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

I'm about to cum!

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Utah.

Utah who?

You're talking to me.

Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.

I got sad today.