Worst Jokes Ever
said (DYM 107)
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Funny posts.
"Yo (DYM 107)"
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Where is Freshfry?
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Baby (DYM 108).
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Google search = 3.141592...
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Petal
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.