Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
So 666-3629, so get it?
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What do you read on Halloween?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
I weeee is?
Should be good night and walk walk home.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
At school, I love to have fun!