Worst Jokes Ever
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
I love Mekhi!
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.