Worst Jokes Ever
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Hodor.
Hot water look a**.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
Go fuck yourself!