Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Eh.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
I meant because.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.