Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Joe Mama has a chode.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Ert.
S, ss, slalom. A.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
What is ioooooooo?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Which room has no doors and no windows?