Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!