Worst Jokes Ever
My live.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
I'm dead inside.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
I don't have time to write this joke.
You're a big Z!
What's up with airline food?
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.