Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Y'all ass fr fr.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.