Worst Jokes Ever

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

For he can be wanted.

Yo head built like 2 parentheses.

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

Yo mama joke.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?

Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.

Yeah, your legs.

Jada Smith: Grow some balls!

Me: Grow some hair!

🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.