Worst Jokes Ever
We need skinwalker jokes.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
You're just big and good.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
#shorts
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
Hello guys!
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."