Worst Jokes Ever
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.