Worst Jokes Ever

I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?

Look, it's the dead center of town!

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

They're blooming a gay chicken.

Gwen, can we please chat? 😊

Your (DYM 29).

Gwen only chat link.

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.

Oh, and like!

"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."

So 666-3629, so get it?

What did the people do to the deceased after tests?

They bari-um.

I wanna date you.

Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.

A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:

"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."

The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"

Why do orphans have no home?

Because they didn't have a family to give them one.

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!