Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
He pimples?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Balls maker.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.