Worst Jokes Ever
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Ily.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?