Worst Jokes Ever
Can February march?
No, but April may.
your (DYM 38)
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
Mom!
Doin (DYM 41).
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Your (DYM 43).
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.