Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.