Worst Jokes Ever
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Just ask your dad.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.