Worst Jokes Ever
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Whatโs the worst joke ever? Your parentsโ relationship.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.