Worst Jokes Ever
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
What does a cow say? Moo.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
Why is the rum gone?
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.