Worst Jokes Ever
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."