Worst Jokes Ever
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
I got kicked out of the library because I put the woman's right book in the non-fiction section.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."