Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
I am no longer anonymous.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.